Happy Thanksgiving!

The holidays are upon us, and we at Hype would just like to wish everyone safe travels and a very happy Thanksgiving. Also, because we know you’ll need something to talk about over dinner with your family besides how glad you are the quarter is nearly over, here are some very sophisticated Thanksgiving jokes:

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What kind of key has legs and can’t open doors?
A Turkey!

 

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken got Thanksgiving off!

 

Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
Because he had the drumsticks!

 

How do little Pilgrims draw pictures?
With crayon-berries!

 

These really aren’t very sophisticated. If you tell them at Thanksgiving dinner your family will probably ask why you were reading these jokes instead of studying, but it’s your call. Have a great break, Wildcats!